microwave cake, via
Alice's Restaurant (but, in truth, via my craving-induced google search):
http://aliceaudrey.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/microwave-cake/
I topped mine with peach preserves and confectioner's sugar. Tasty as it was, I cannot recommend this topping; I accidentally inhaled the powdered sugar, waking my roommate at 1:30 am with a coughing fit more cacophonous than the 4th ave street noise.
In case anyone was wondering, I survived.
It's a pretty terrible cake. But when you sleeplessly thrash until the birds sing, overwhelmed by the seeming impossibility of launching a career in this economic climate, and you have nothing sweet to eat because you're convinced you will lose the 10ish pounds you've gained and that shelling out a few bucks for something you can make at home is foolish, it hits the spot.
100 points to someone who can offer me a superior microwave cake recipe (using a mix and/or chocolate doesn't count, because I don't keep those on hand).
200 points to anyone who prevents someone with a superior microwave cake recipe from telling me about it, so I stand a chance at losing said weight without my wallet-crunching gym membership.