Holy Matzoh Balls

As Passover overlaps with March Madness this year, here is a game to celebrate!

Happy Passover! Let's see if you can beat my score of 20878 on the Ultimate Matzoh Ball Game.

Holiduped

I came across the following media tip a few days ago at work. Is it just me, or is there something a little wrong about this?

10:30 a.m.

Children at the Elizabeth L. Newman Preschool at The Jewish Guild for the Blind will be greeted by Santa Claus at their holiday party; The Jewish Guild for the Blind's Auditorium, 15 West 65th St.

Hanukrazy!

If you've been reading my blog for awhile, you a) are probably related to me, and b) likely have picked up on the fact that I'm a latke-eating, bargain-hunting, Manischewitz-sipping fan of Woody Allen, if you catch my drift. That's right, I'm a true-blue life-long member of the Jew Crew. Represent. And if you've got a problem with that, you can suck my matzoh balls.

Anyway, I am seeeeeeeh excited for Hanukah, jew guys!

To celebrate, I bring you the first Israeli flash mob, courtesy of my friend Amanda:



My mom and I were in a flash mob once, back in 2003 when only one guy was organizing them. That was pre-Gmail! I know, right? Ancient history.

Gefilthy

Further evidence that gefilte fish is the nastiest shit on earth, student Jessica Taylor of London was shocked to find gefilte fish aglow in her refrigerator the day after purchase. This is like the Jewish equivalent of finding an image of the Virgin Mary on your toast! Sorry Catholics, but I think this is so much cooler.

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